News that makes me laugh this morning

So the thug is loose and interviewing in TX...good luck folks...you took in Katrina Trash and became the victims...and haven't recovered...so why not send ours? Nice digs for a FELON thug!!!! LEAR JET?? Left the jail with his usual pretense of his entouragey of fake body guards...

Funniest thing...the moran...err mayor and I like the SAME place for Ribs in the D... Uptown BBQ...I haven't been there in a couple years, it's right near UofD and the sauce is spicey-licious! Owner offering a 10% off Kwame Special lol. At least this is one perk that wasn't a mayoral bribe (or alleged payoff)... I didn't know they were open at nearly 2 AM on a Tuesday lol.

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Of interest to random online postings...be careful what you choose to say anonymously...or not ;-) My libertarian leanings (don't get excited RP's, I haven't joined you yet lol)... make me aghast that my sarcastic sayings on a website could have me hauled into court...of course, one should refrain from slander/libel and general unfounded attacks...what will we tag cyber statements??? I pick trollisms? or perhaps keyboardcrapper...

Oh if only we could require the Aunt Mabels, and MacDaddy's from sending off stupid chain emails with sending to ten friends for the butterfly/prayer/or wish granted and/or today's fabulous find: McDonald's is putting American Cattle Farmers out of business by importing millions of SA beef and or eyeballs etc...Oh Lord, if you don't want to eat at McDonald's DON'T but leave my Mac Attack alone and QUIT SENDING ME that crap!

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In today's wacky wonderings, I come across this headline:

Woman stole to pay off prior victim WTH!

A Warren woman working as a bookkeeper for an Eastpointe motorcycle dealership in 2007 stole $18,000 to pay off a prior embezzlement at a Fraser auto auction, according to police.'

That's downright funny (except to those involved of course) but seriously---that's the stuff of sitcoms, bad lifetime movies, and Maury episodes.

All I can say...what a pile of CRAP! I wish for the days of the STOCKS in the middle of the town square!

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Intriguing fun-raiser of the month:

Members of the Chippewa Valley Schools community are taking a page out of the "Dancing With the Stars" playbook to launch a fundraiser featuring a number of elected officials and educators on the dance floor.

Article here. I agree, beats selling cheese logs or 4 oz candles for $14.98 lol.

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Bitch of the day: Samira Ahmed Jassim

"...the woman said she was part of a plot in which young women were raped and then sent to her for matronly advice. She said she would try to persuade the victims to become suicide bombers as their only escape from the shame and to reclaim their honor."

I spit on you and through ALL my shoes at you...every last pair of my ever-expanding collection. I hate woman like you that perpetuate the death, the hatred, and the damage!

She may be a victim herself---but she could have done the honorable thing and killed herself instead of sending other victimized girls to do so.

Am I too judgemental...yeah, but my boys are over there, my daughters, my $$$...

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And in Japan:

Japan’s Panasonic to cut 15,000 jobs, shut plants.

Argh, more job losses.

Injured Japanese Man Dies After 14 Hospitals Refuse to Admit Him

An intersting case of medical incompetitude- WTH, 14 hospitals refused treatment...OK, that's just plain crazy!

They don't quite have socialized medicine, but it's def not free market.

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